"It's not that hard, really. My eye sight is so fuckin' awesome you've got no idea."

No, what really sucked was taking them off. When you wear shades so much and your eyes are adjusted to it, taking them off even in normal room lighting hurts like a bitch. That's another thing that he's just not going to admit.

"As for the cloak, shit. If I knew wearing a cloak would get all the dudes to start pluckin' shit off me maybe I'd do it more often."

...He's probably being ironic. Probably.